When Max Best left the pitch at Anfield, he caused quite a stir. Aussie striker Dazza Smith had thoughts.
John Liner thought his friend might want to hear a few jokes.
The Canadian midfielder Parnell Gourlay called on an unrelated matter. (Please note that Parnell is a midfielder, not a professional voice actor.)
Gordie Aboot? Sounds top!
Max was less pleased to hear from Daddy Star.
Then, as so often happens, Emma saved the day.
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With thanks to Denshar, The Wise Tomato, and Luke Francis.
The boy Tomato writes a story that is well worth checking out if you're looking for something to tide you over during this break. Here it is on Royal Road, where it has a higher average rating than Player Manager. Not that I care about such things. No, fair play. That's fine. I'm happy for him.
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