7.16 - Appendix [T3]
End of Book Numbers Party!
XP balance: 4,819
Your Reputation in England: GoodYour World Reputation: Good
Manager Ranking*: 18 (+1)
* In the English leagues
Men's Team: 19th in Premier League
P19 - W4 - D5 - L10 - Goals For 23 - Goals Against 35 - Goal Difference minus 12 - Points 14*
* Three-point penalty for failing to complete a fixture.
AOK Cup - knocked outCheshire Cup - into quarter final vs CongletonFA Cup - will start in Third Round vs Rotherham (League Two)
Top Scorers (League):
Wibbers 7 (pens 1)
Max 5 (pens 1)
Gabby 3
Helge 2
Rushy 2
Cheb; Lewis; Peter; Leo 1
Assists (League)
Max 6
Pascal 5
Peter 2
Wibbers; Gabby; Helge; Cheb; Lewis; Edgar 1
Men's Team Average Attendances
23-24: 2,28724-25: 3,36225-26: 5,24426-27: 7,96527-28: 10,55928-29*: 12,080
Men's Squad Value over Time (As Estimated by Max)
23-24: 0.28m24-25: 3.1m25-26: 18.2m26-27: 42.4m27-28: 87.9m28-29: (195m)221m
Includes players who are loaned out, e.g. Banksy, Tony Herbert, plus Bark.
Chester FC Men's First Team Squad
[Premier League average CA range this season: 146 to 171]
No. Name Pos Age Int Wage [CA PA] CA +/-
1. Marek Masarik GK 38 SVK 30000 [152 165] 11 13. Owen Elmham GK 37 18000 [157 164] 11 25. Sticky GK 34 4000 [122 122] 0
2. Helge Hagen D LR 20 NOR 21000 [140 185] 16 3. Cole Adams DL 22 IRE 13000 [140 147] 4 19. Lewis Lamarre D DM AM L 28 NIR 19000 [154 156] 13 4. Peter Bauer SW DC 28 18000 [148 166] 176. Edgar Wilde DC DM 34 ENG 45000 [157 177] 9 5. Dumitru Demetrescu D RC 36 ROM 40000 [154 159] 7 20. Matt Rush DR 22 10000 [142 180] 18 22. Roddy Jones DR 18 WAL 6000 [124 184] 24
14. Youngster DM, MC 23 GHA 30000 [154 181] 12 12. Magnus Evergreen D,DM,M 31 SCO 18000 [150 -2] 16
21. Jimmy McNeill MC 24 SCO 40000 [150 164] 12 23. Cheb Alloula DM AM LR 23 ALG 48000 [159 168] 6 8. Leo Los AM RC 23 SVK 32000 [152 161] 10 15. Bark RM 22 JAM 9000 [130 130] 3 77. Max Best Omni 28 50000
26. Pascal Bochum F RLC 23 10000 [140 140] 2 10. Wibbers F RLC 21 30500 [153 185] 11 9. Gabriel S 24 20000 [151 161] 13 Ruud Berkenbosch S 21 48000 [138 188] 5
Sticky (3K), Peter (2K), and Magnus (1K) are paid separately for their coaching work.
Players out on loan:
Name Pos Age Wage [CA PA] CA +/- Loan Club Loan Tier
Nasa DR 23 4000 [126 150] 12 College CL Thomazella DC 22 5000 [119 178] 12 College CL Tony Herbert DC 23 6000 [132 150] 16 Saltney CL Dan Badford MC 20 4000 [135 -1] 14 Saltney CL Vincent Addo DM RC 21 4000 [126 169] 11 Charlton 2 Alfie Clitheroe MC 20 2000 [103 133] 13 Tranmere 3 Adam Summerhays DL 20 2200 [113 137] 11 Tranmere 3 Lucas Cook S 22 4000 [108 142] 9 Kilmarnock 3 Banksy GK 20 2100 [103 155] 10 Newport 4 Aston Davidson GK 19 600 [60 113] 8 Connah's Quay 6 Archer Phillips DC 19 600 [60 76] 8 Flint Town 6 Lennox Francis DRC 19 600 [60 130] 9 Flint Town 6 Tommy Thompson AM RC 19 600 [62 123] 9 Flint Town 6
Women's Team: 2nd in WSL (Tier 1, 14 teams)
P12 - W8 - D3 - L1 - Goals For 24 - Goals Against 11 - Goal Difference 13 - Points 27
Cheshire Cup: into quarter-finalNando's League Cup: into quarter-finalFA Cup: yet to play
Chester FC Women's First Team Squad
[WSL average CA range this season: 96 to 144]
No. Name Pos Age Int Wage [CA PA] CA +/-
1. Haley Goodhew GK 32 ENG 4400 [145 160] 8 Miina Timonen* GK 18 [36 184] 13. Queenie GK 21 500 [93 94] 8
3. Poppy Lampard DLC 23 3400 [124 -2] 10 23. Dafina DLC 19 WAL 500 [98 118] 11 20. Tanwen DC 19 WAL u19 500 [91 106] 9 5. Femi DC 30 1000 [111 121] 6 4. Meghan DC 21 2000 [118 169] 11 6. Victoria Rose DC DM 24 2000 [116 174] 11 12. Amy Shone DRC 18 500 [82 105] 12
21. Fioled MLC 19 WAL u19 500 [94 122] 10 7. Dani Smith-Smithe M, AM RLC 21 2000 [122 177] 12 17. Kisi Yalley AM RLC 20 1200 [112 143] 11 14. Mari Hughes MC 19 WAL u19 500 [97 110] 10 18. Charlotte MC 26 900 [101 101] 0 19. Jenni Fairbrother MC 18 500 [57 123] 12 11. Cheeky Rabanne MC 25 ESP 7000 [154 175] 6 8. Macca Serra MC 27 ESP 9000 [164 178] 3 16. Saffron Walden MC AMC 18 1000 [97 -2] 12 15. Sarah Greene MRC 21 2200 [122 167] 11 28. Taz Murphy* MRC 18 500 [58 133] 12 27. Devi Payed MR 16 ENG u17 0 [58 149] 14 24. Jisook Kim AMC 21 KOR 4000 [118 179] 13
25. Alwen FC 19 WAL u19 500 [101 101] 12 10. Meredith Ann F RC 19 COL 2000 [113 200] 13 9. Elsa Lund S 26 SWE 9000 [164 181] 2 Angel S 21 1000 [102 155] 22. Kit Hodges S 25 2000 [125 125] 13
CA growth is since the first day of pre-season training - the women return later than the men.
Asterisked players were found with the Feedback Loop token active.
Chester Coaching Staff (General)
Co-Manager: SandraPlayer/Coach: Colin B; Peter BauerGK: Sticky; Kalvin Ward; Oli MarchesNamed Coaches: Ray Hart; Jude; Yorkie; Luisa; Vikki (set pieces); Terry (Knights); Alex (Knights); Clive O'KeefeNamed Physios: Dean; Livia; Nicole Gimenez; MagnusClub Doctor: Kelly 'Bones' McNairSport Psychologist: Alex ShortHeads of Performance: 'Cerberus'Loans Manager: Ryan JackHead of Youth: Sam ToppsChief Scout: Fleur
Chester Coaching Staff (Women)
General Manager: JillManager: Jay CopeCoaches: Elin; Jude; Simone Ashton
Playdar Token Slots
1. Daily Use 3 (three uses per day)2. Feedback Loop (potential future bonus XP)3. Maximum Age (currently set to an upper age limit for new finds of 18)4. [Not in use.]
Panopticon: Installed Squads
Squad Lists Nat
Chester Men ENG Chester Women ENG College 1975 GIB Bayern Munich GER Chester Boys 18s ENG Bruno's Magpies GIB Saltney Town WAL Stuttgart GER Tranmere Rovers ENG Newport County ENG Gibraltar Lions GIB West Didsbury ENG Tempsford ENG
Perk Shop Wishlist in Order
God Save the King 3 'Bri'ish Bulldog' : 6000 XP (for Pascal)Facilities: 4000 XPGod Save the King 4 'SILK!' : 6000 XP (for Pascal)
then
God Save the Queen 2, 3, and 4 (for Kit): 6000 XP eachHybridism: 9000 XP
Chester FC Kingdom Building
Solar plus batteries plus air source heat pumps has reduced energy costs at the Deva/Bumpers to virtually zero, for now.
2x mobile kitchens: Breaking even.
Club shop (small): Is totally rammed on match days.
Anka What?! (the club's music venue): Making a slight loss, but is making a name for itself as a place to see up-and-coming acts - and John Liner.
Seal Studios: Generating 550-600k in revenue, profits go to the women's team.
Chester Chompers: breaking even.
Pitch Rentals
Bumpers Bank (two full-size)
Hoole
Ellesmere Port
Bumpers Bank minis (7x7s)
Winsford Phase 1
Winsford Phase 2 (completed Feb 29)
Tekky Taka (five-a-side centre close to the Deva; deal completes March 29)
Total pitch-based income: £9,800/week (rising to £20,600 by March).
Miscellaneous Investments
Deeside commercial/retail units: £19,230/week
[Max has created just over £2 million per year in investment income.]
CFC's Main sponsors/partners:
Boshcard (finance; men's shirts)
Jejune (women's)
Grindhog (kit and merch)
Glendale (logistics)
NutriBurst (food supplements)
PetPride (pets)
CFC (electric vehicles; sleeves and main stand sponsor from next season)
Deva capacity: 11,560 13,120 (Four corners have been temporarily filled.)Current war chest: £1.4m. (6m coming in January, 3.9m coming from the sale of Bark, 2.1m going out for the purchase of various Finns.)
Max's Personal Finances/Assets
Bank Balance: £0.176mWeekly Wage: £50,000Max's Yearly Personal Sponsorship Income: £50,000 (BoshCard); £200,000 (Soccer Supremo)*; £50,000 (Chester Zoo); £50,000 (Ganymede, niche shampoo). £250,000 (Jive football boots). All this money is funnelled into West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC.Coming soon: CFC (electric vehicles): 900kMax's Private Clients: £3,000/week (Ziggy 0; Youngster 3000). Part of this money is sent to Tempsford FC.Max is paying Aff's mum £850/week as a full-time carer for his mum.
*Unlikely to be renewed.
REM (Ruth/Emma/Max Agency)
Total Weekly Profit: £1,054 > £6,079 > £10,897 > £22,512 > £22,812
Max's Share: £527 > £3,040 > £5,448 > £11,256>£11,406
Divisions: REMSA (Chelli); REMU (Briggy); Reality UK.
Lit, formerly Maxterplanalytics UK
[Cash]: £5.24m[Bonds]: £900k at West Didsbury producing 8%.[Costs:] Scott Conrad, Pradeep, Spectrum, and Harper's wages. All-you-can-eat Monster Munch. Keyboard cleaning fees. Drone repairs. Digital assets. A small crew in India.
DOVE cameras are set up in Chester, Saltney, Gibraltar, Sao Paulo (three clubs), Manchester (West Didsbury, FC United), Dublin, Ahmedabad.
Splat Customers: Chester, Cardiff, Swansea.
Maxterplanalytics Gib
[Cash]: £2.7m
Gibraltarian FA
7 years of low-cost rent in an apartment in the national stadium, plus the chance to buy the apartment at a reasonable rate during that period.
Cashed Out (Non-Football Assets):
£71,000 (in shares)Barony Bay (Bonnie and Dylan's house): £750/weekYalley Valley (next door to the Yalleys): £500/weekBig Mama House (Rented to Brazilians.): £251/week
Double Charge Car Park: An eco-friendly car park slash charging station close to The Legends stadium. Still under construction (awaiting parts).
Low Blocks Limited
Best Chestern Hotel; Claverton Court; Bakers Court; NoStairsHouse
£9,853 per week
Total Weekly Income
£50,000 (basic wage) + £11,538 (sponsors) + £11,406 (REM agency) + £3,000 (Youngster) + £11,354 (property) = £80,066>£87,298
Total Yearly Income
£726,440 > £1,506,960 > £4,163,432>£4,539,496
Stake in Temps Perdu
1.39% > 4.34%>11.91%
Prize Money Potential
Newport County: 1m on promotion from League Two
Saltney Town: Untold riches (Saltney get 2 million per win in the CL league stage. 2 wins and a draw are in the bag. One more win will take Saltney into the knockouts.)
College 1975: Earning more Europa League revenue. (Not as lucrative as the Champions League, obvs, but it is turning into a decent chunk. Halved with the Conspiracy.)
Miscellaneous:
The attendance bonus (for winning at least one trophy every year) is 10%.
Max owns one measly share in West Didsbury and Chorlton AFC. It's just ceremonial. Nothing to see here. West's cool new 5,000-seater EFL-compliant stadium is built! Plants are chilling over the winter. The bats are thriving.
Max does not own Saltney Town FC. That is owned by Two Taps Limited, a company based in South Manchester. Ditto West. Ditto Tempsford FC. He does sort of own Income Tax FC.
He owns an electric Mini, an Italian supercar (on order but paid for), and a CFC entry-level model.
Briggy has hacked into the phones of two dozen match officials, just in case.
Babies on the way: 1d6 per mum.
Max owns four Savile Row suits, a Bayern Munich scarf, a fast laptop slash fingerprint magnet, two framed photos featuring members of the Yalley family, a note written in spidery old-woman handwriting, a UEFA Pro Licence, a wedding ring, and a bottle of Ribena with sentimental value.