Alice had shown up to the party in her stupid costume. It was two months past Halloween for goodness sake! And what a stupid theme! Showing up as a famous person that shares your namesake? Alice hated Wonderland, she watched it once, and never again.
Bob, who had shown up with his face painted red and the read of his head wrapped in white, he was the Volleyball from Castaway. He was a funny dude. But when he handed Alice a Drink Me bottle she did not find that funny at all. She was about to just throw it away when Bob told her it was alcoholic. Alice rolled her eyes. She knew that Bob knew she had a thing about wasting alcohol. She squinted suspiciously at him and chugged it down. The whole thing all at once.
The drink instantly made her feel woozy and drunk. The world spun and everything became twisted and she nearly fell over. Her body felt funny too which was weird, it was just awkward. It felt like the table was getting bigger under her ass which made it easier for her to just sit full ass on the table top. She eventually was just laying on the table. Feeling super buzzed.
She sat up, drunk AF, and everyone was super big and super tall. But Alice didn't care, she was feeling so good. She had no idea.
She was living up to her famous namesake. Little itty bitty Alice.