Cecilia, or CC for short, was the frumpiest secretary in the building. She always wore her cardigans, long boxy skirts and tops that hid any frail semblance of curves she had left. She was definitely the office uggo, no one respected her, especially her boss.
Herman always wished for a hot secretary. The kind you'd see in porn, the ones that always reached for the bottom shelf without bending her knees, or played with her pen and really emphasized the word dictation. CC was not that, it depressed Herman so much that he started bringing his flask to work.
He called CC in to the office and she reminded him that she preferred to be called Cecilia, ugh, what a killjoy.
He took a drink from his flask before he asked her to get the file from the filing cabinet. She turned to get there and Herman saw her hair fall from her frumpy little bun, did it seem longer? She squatted down to reach her bottom shelf. Ugh! A Squat? Herman took another swig. When she stood up, her glasses slipped off, and Herman could swear she had smoky eyes.
Herman asked CC, He meant Cecilia, to adjust the thermostat, one of his fantasies was like in the cheesy 80's/90's era movies where the woman turns on the fan and it billowed her shirt and blew her hair back. But Cecilia turned up the thermostat. This did mean that she would slip off her cardigan, and was she wearing short sleeves? Herman tried to shake the fog from his brain.
Cecilia moved across the office as Herman gulped from the flask, Was she wearing stockings? Herman had to be imagining things, but he liked it. He gulped again and Cecilia's skirt fell to the ground, wait, was she wearing a micro skit underneath?
Herman did not understand what was going on but he liked it. CC, ahem, Cecilia was becoming hot, he drank again, and her top seemed to get skimpier and Herman was becoming very aroused and very erect. She looked at him over her shoulder and he flashed to every wet dream he ever had about getting this job.
She leaned over his desk top showing every inch of her cleavage, “Sir?”
“Yes Cecilia?”
“Please, call me CC, could we work on some uh Dick-tation?”