Every month we send an item from TPL HQ to a Patron selected at random from either the $20 Commune Royals or $50 Knight of the Commune tier!
Off the back of our rip-roaring ride of an episode into Etsy Witch culture, we're giving away a bonafide real witches spell ensuring lottery luck in 2026, and as if that weren't enough to seal the deal we'll throw in some 'bend-over oil'. Which, like.... I still kind of can't move past and am in disbelief it's a real thing, but it is! We sourced some and now it can be yours! ... you absolute perverts!
Eligibility: by pledging on either tier you are automatically entered! The lucky Patron will be announced in February! Good luck!