The story of The Crone starts with two hikers discovering the strange statue in the woods. They actually snapped a pic of it lying there before they picked it up - take a look!
So What Happens Next?
The Crone starts f***ing with Danny and Shmanny
Shmanny can no longer stay in his own house
They get in contact with Paranormal Adventurer Greg Newkirk
So who is Greg Newkirk?
Greg is the MAN. He’s a paranromal investigator, writer, TV star and more. This is EXACTLY the kind of guy you want investigating your paranormal Crone.
There’s only one problem… as we mentioned on the podcast he is a raging alcoholic. He drinks wine as if it’s water, like some sort of alcoholic jesus. Last week we had him and his wife Dana over for a wine and cheese dinner party (I forgot the cheese) and this was the result -
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Now this seems like a lot between 4 people right? Well bear in mind, me and Kit weren't even drinking wine, we were smoking crack.So is Greg REALLY someone we can trust?
Let’s look at his evidence -
THE CLAIMGreg claims The Crone pulled Jesus off the cross and threw him across the room.
THE EVIDENCE
While we don’t know if it was The Crone that did it, Greg does have a photo of the broken Jesus… that’s gotta count for something.
THE CLAIM
The Crone moved by itself in the night.
THE EVIDENCE
Greg claims to have video footage of this event taking place. Why not judge for yourself? - Click here to check out the short clipTHE CLAIM
Wet Footprints.
THE EVIDENCE
Greg has a photo of the wet footprints on the sofa. Is this the footprint of a ghostly swamp woman? Or did Greg spill some wine on the sofa after his 8th glass of Sauvignon Blanc? We just don't know.
THE CLAIM
The Crone tried to drop a TV on his head.
THE EVIDENCEThere is zero evidence of this. For all we know Greg was on his 12th bottle of merlot and stumbled into the tv stand head first like a bull in a paranormal china shop.
THE CONCLUSION
Despite a decent amount of evidence from a drunken but trustworthy source, we came to the conclusion that the curse of The Crone simply isn't real. BUT what do you think? If you live in the US and want to check out The Crone yourself, why not take a look at Greg and Dana's Travelling Paranormal Museum?
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