Just like I did in the podcast I have to warn you that the following content is going to be SEXUALLY EXPLICIT. Please DO NOT read these research notes of you're uncomfortable with any of the following:- Monkey sex parties- Monkeys gone wild- Wet t-shirt contests (the t-shirt is on a monkey)Still here?... Jesus, really? Uhh okay then... Let's get started.The Martyns built Athelhampton back in the 15th century to serve as a home for their wonderful family. Now, as we established these guys (for some reason) were obsessed with monkeys...Their family Crest was a monkey sitting on a tree stump
Look at this little asshole, holding a mirror like he's a human.
Their family motto was about a monkey
Quite possibly the worst family motto I've ever heard. Right up there with
"What's so wrong with incest?"- House Lannister's family motto
So the Martyn's bought an actual pet monkey who had free roam over the house. However he died after being trapped in a secret room and now his ghost haunts the halls of Athelhampton. Also he's often masturbating...
Okay so that part of the story moves a little quick.
I know what you're thinking - unless there's photographic evidence of this ghost monkey touching himself, you're not going to believe it. Well...What if i told you I had INDISPUTABLE evidence. An actual photograph of the wanking ghost monkey himself! Feast your eyes on this -
STILL don't believe me?? How about this!
Wow. It's not often we have such strong evidence. Especially evidence this arousing.Just incase the goddamn MIB's blocked that evidence - Feel free to make up your own mind by #INVESTIGATING some of the evidence below:Here's the episode of Most Haunted that investigates Athelhampton. This clip comes in exactly when psychic medium Derek Acorah gets possessed by Martyn himself - Check it out hereIf you want to read a little more about what other spirits haunt Athelhampton you can check it out on this very reliable totally professional websiteI mean, you can trust any website with a header like this -
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See you next week!R+K