Well, they’re finally here. Our research notes for Roswell.
What you’re about to read may shock you to your very core. It may turn your whole world upside down SO FAST you’ll be launched off the flat earth entirely.
Are you ready to take the red pill? Aha! Then let's begin!
ROSWELL TIMELINE
William Brazel is working on the Foster Ranch when he discovered some strange debris
He took the material 20 miles to his nearest neighbour, Loretta Procter, who examines the strange debris and believes it’s of alien origin.
Here’s a picture of Loretta years later as an old woman. Are you calling a defenseless old woman a liar? Of course not. She was telling the truth.
SO...
The Roswell air base sends out Major Jesse Marcel who was supposed to to retrieve the materials and shut this story down but instead basically loses his damn mind.
Then this happens:
Things have obviously gotten out of hand... To control the situation, Fort Worth decide to reveal the “Roswell debris” to the press at a special event.
Here are the photos from that monumental day -
See that little slip of paper the man on the right (Thomas Dubose) is holding? Yeah, that’s going to become very important. But more on that later… as you know...
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The military claim that the debris is a weather balloon
*Redneck voice*
"Look. I'm just a small town, small minded paranormal investigator, I don't know how government training works... but how do MULTIPLE military officials misidentify a weather balloon so badly that they felt the need to issue a goddamn statement to the newspapers saying that they found a flying disk?!"
BULLSHIT I SAY.The “debris” they showed to the press was not the same material collected at Roswell.
All of a sudden people in Roswell start getting threatened by MIB’s (which I think stands for Massively Incompetent Bastards). And I’ll tell you something, if an MIB or a government agent wants to come and threaten ME, I swear to god I will kick him in the nuts and chomp down on my cyanide pill tooth before he can even hit me back. I’ll die how I lived, fighting dirty.
Years later a number of military officials from Roswell including Jesse Marcel begin telling the truth about what happened at Roswell, FINALLY.
Turns out the site where the debris was found wasn’t the actual crash site. Here’s a very detailed and complex military map explaining it:
One military official named Frank Kaufmann who was stationed at Roswell during the incident and visited the crash site, released his sketchings of the alien craft that we drew at the time.
Turns out he couldn't draw for shit BUT the evidence still holds up.
SO WHERE ARE WE NOW?
We have multiple members of the military revealing that the material was alien.
We also have dozens of members of the public stating they experienced strange events surrounding the incident.
We also most likely have a goddamn alien craft buried 500ft under area 51.
But I know what you’re saying… where’s the beef? We need some hard evidence here Rory.
Well what if the key to unravelling the mystery is locked within a single photograph? That’s right, it’s the moment you’ve been waiting for…Remember this press photo of the Roswell debris? Well, in General Ramey’s hand is a telegraph/memo that he didn’t realise was facing towards the camera.Throughout the shoot we see it in a few different positions.
Due to the high quality of the photograph we can actually get incredibly close to the memo without things getting too blurry...
When we zoom in and increase the brightness we can almost read the words on the memo.
Is this a telegraph from the higher ups about the recovery of an alien craft? Or maybe even alien bodies? What do you see?
Here’s what the lovely people at ufocasebook.com believe some of the words say:
VICTIMS? WRECK? DISK?DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A WEATHER BALLOON TO ME.
On this investigation we came down on two yes' but what do you think?
Let us know in the comments or on social and as always thank you a billion times for all your support!
R + K