Welcome to the show notes for the legend of Bunny Man Bridge!
But first, a gentle reminder that the UK does not have a constitution folks, and if you get into trouble investigating the paranormal you might get F'd by our crummy system.
Not only that, but we have some wack old-timey laws that may screw over even the most professional investigator:
That's right folks: it's illegal to be DRUNK in this god forsaken country, which basically means you can't even look at a bottle of Lombardi. (Which, we haven't mentioned before but is technically a Class A/Schedule 1 substance, don't tell anyone).
So this is all the more reason we need to get this commune out of the country. We'll talk about it a bit more on the show but there's a few options.
Ever heard of Liberland? That's a micro-nation bordering Croatia and Serbia. Which, by the way, absolutely no country globally has agreed to acknowledge.
In Liberland there are only 5 laws. Unfortunately none of which are "there are no rules" but we can make do!
Apparently the country only exports beer and is run by their president, this guy:
I'm literally not joking. I mean fucking hell, if that guy can run a country we definitely can!
This is for sure the last thing you see before you die:
But I digress! Back to the story at hand.
Here's where Fairfax county is, to the uninitiated. (me).
So I didn't really mention it on the pod, but it's right next to Washington D.C. AKA Capitol Hill AKA The Hornets Nest AKA Liar's Den AKA Bastards Corner AKA Weasel Lane AKA The Hall Of Lies.
BUT. The town of Clifton, couldn't be more different than the pit of snakes down the road!
Look how wholesome it is. Only a few hundred people live there.
So what does the sick bastard known as the Bunny Man even look like? We didn't really talk about it. Here I'll present some interpretations:
Standard bunny costume paired with threatening weapon. Pretty scary.
I like this one! Definitely more of a creepy pasta vibe. Less violent but more unnerving.
Not really anything to do with the story, but this is the GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) bunny costume. Genuinely scary, mysterious, and pretty paranormal!
And while we're talking about appearances... what does LEX SHOTGUN BLAST look like?!
I personally motion that in the perfume ad/movie about Lex, he should be played by ex-Navy Seal Jocko Willink:
Who, presumably like Lex, is a martial artist too, by the way.
Because you need a real god damn soldier... a regular G.I JOE of himself!
Wait what? that's what GI Joe looked like? bloody hell. Nevermind.
And speaking of the Gunpowder for men advertisement, our day-one listeners will remember our original advert pitch for Lombardi: Liquid of the Dead. And unbelievably, one listener Asger Falk has made the Lombardi ad?! Watch it here!
Now I guess I've talked enough about other things and have to provide you with some evidence...
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OK so my laptop didn't really 'die' when Rory asked me to show him pictures of skinned rabbits. I've actually tried pretty damn hard and I can't find shit.
I guess this happened a long time ago, so there's not going to be any snaps or twit pics, but still, I was hoping for something.
But just because there's no pictures, doesn't mean it didn't happen! As promised, here is Conley's own research for your perusal!
https://research.fairfaxcounty.gov/c.php?g=713238&p=5229327
Do you see that? a DOT GOV website? Hey never say we don't give you guys credible research!
And if you want to read further on this case, as I don't really go over the details in this post, my favourite pages on the matter are here:
It should also be noted, there are Bunnyman films! If you feel like watching one for the benefit of the paranormal nation, let us know how it goes! I think you're in for a treat, because they look to be critically acclaimed:
So what do y'all think? We know the story I presented isn't really paranormal... but is it paranormal?!
Do you think there's any connection the god damn GOATMAN? (Go back and listen to episode 1, if you haven't heard it!)
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Hope you enjoyed this week's episode! Let us know what you think, otherwise we'll see you on Tuesday for another PARANORMAL TALE!
K&R