When teenage hero Marty McFly went back in time and made out with his own hot mom, it made all of mankind wonder - "Damn. Could I do this in the real world?"
So with that goal in mind I began my investigation, diving deep into the world of theoretical physics and internet conspiracies.
Firstly on the show we talked about Andrew Carlssin, the time traveler who used his knowledge of the past to WIN BIG on Wall Street. You can check out the original news story right here Unfortunately…
There’s not a lot of evidence to prove Andrew Carlssin ever existed. Why? Maybe because he HASN’T BEEN BORN YET. Wake up sheeple, we are dealing with a time traveler here. They don’t play by our rules.SO IS TIME TRAVEL ACTUALLY POSSIBLE?I’m glad you asked that question. As we mentioned on the podcast, the scientific community's opinions on time travel change every year.
Right now our best bet is on wormholes.
This picture shows an illustration of the entrance of a wormhole leading back down into the past. Pretty cool huh?
So, eager to go back in time and beat the shit out of all the kids at school that bullied me for being a paranormal investigator, I looked into whether or not I could survive going through a wormhole. This is what scientists said -“In order to survive the wormhole you would need to survive gravitational waves that likely would spaghettify you, negative energy that we have no idea what it would do to you, and survive being blasted by the same energy you would find if you jumped into the sun.”
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Listen you NASA egg heads. I can do 24 pushups WITHOUT STOPPING. Maybe YOU nerds will die if you go through a wormhole, but me? If anything It’ll probably make me stronger.
So next on my list I needed to find a way to generate these wormholes, a way to actually travel back in time.After some quick internet searching a found a company called The D7 Organization who were willing to sell me a functioning time machine.Wow, I didn’t think it would be so easy!
Here’s a picture of the machine -
As we mentioned on the podcast this incredible piece of technology has many different uses. Here’s just a few of the most impressive -
PSYCHO DIVING
INTER-DIMENSIONAL BATTLES
TALK TO THE DEAD
GO TO OTHER WORLDS
TIME TRAVEL
EXIT BODY WITHOUT DEATH
OBTAIN BLUEPRINTS FROM OTHER WORLD
OBTAIN MUSIC FROM OTHER WORLDS
BANISHING ENTITIES
VIRTUAL REALITY GAMING
CURING MENTAL ILLNESS
These are some pretty impressive features, and I was completely blown away by the range of technology available to purchase from The D7 Organization, including Android Robots, Exoskeletons, Hover-Bikes, Mec-Suits and EVEN the designs for a perpetual motion machine. A machine that could literally change the future of the world by providing limitless power. (AND IT’S ONLY $10,000.)SO what’s the D7 Organization all about? Well I think their company statement sums it up perfectly
“Man and Women were created and was born to work, but work for there own luxurys and needs, create there own worlds and be there own kings and qeens. Not one soul is equal in this world because we are all diffrent spirits and if we are alive then we are already dead. This world is only a dream and we all are connected spirits in this dream. Dont let your dreams fail you and dont let the archons feed off your energy. Rise up, take action and never back down, neither in this world or any other.”
Incredible stuff.
Unfortunately we haven’t been able to purchace a D7 D-Time Machine yet as they cost $750,000 but we’re saving the Patreon money and hopefully can make it one day. Hope you enjoyed this weeks episode, thanks for all your support! R + K