[Poll] Dilemma! You Choose the Winner

Hey, everyone. I hope you're doing well! I've been working on this month's expanded story, the Legend of Hercules: Bloody Tex (based on a suggestion from patron Thomas Brown about continuing Hercules in the Wild West), and I've got a bit of a dilemma. I don't really know who should win this battle.

And it isn't only Tex vs Hercules, but the challenge that Ares issues to Zeus. Should Tex win, Zeus will belong to Ares for a few moons and the god of war will enjoy showing the king of the gods who the real Daddy of Olympus is! But should Hercules win, Ares will receive a kingly butt thumping (and more?!) and be shown his place under the fierce thunderstorm of Zeus' might!

(It's... a difficult choice -- one I'm foisting onto you all. I apologize. 😓)

(I know that Herc is almost exclusively a bottom in my stories, but while I don't think of that as a bad thing, he does deserve his day now and then. And then there's the big, bratty, jock-ish Ares who rarely gets punished, but war gods gonna war god. Thanks for helping me decide!)