Interviewing for a new assistant

I'm here to interview for the assistant position in your office. I promise I can clean up your inbox and paper work and honestly do whatever you like. Oh! and I look just impeccable sat atop your biiiiiiiig desk.....

I admit this interview gets a bit out of hand when your co-workers barge in with me secretly exploring under your desk. I hope you like the scenario!

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