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‘Cake Bandit’ opossum hospitalized after indulging in an entire Costco cake
Brazil mayor was shot in ‘fake attack’ for election boost – but still lost in landslide
A woman made her AI voice clone say “arse.” Then she got banned. | MIT Technology Review
Japan: Woman arrested for squashing bun in Lawson shop
Can wild monkeys in Florida give people herpes? | The Independent
Pet monkey jumps through drive-thru window and attacks Starbucks worker, AL cops say
Colorado men accused of attempting to use a cannon to launch meth and tobacco into Louisiana prison
Peruvian policeman in capybara costume makes Valentine's drug bust
Rafter Is Briefly ‘Swallowed’ by Whale in Chile, as His Father Films
Neo-Nazis chased out of Greater Cincinnati, residents set swastika flag ablaze