(Complete outtakes from this strip post at noon in tiers 2 & 3!)
If you've ever received a startlingly generous portion of breakfast meat at a restaurant, you know how it can come to dominate your thoughts. For example:
Does somebody back there "like" me? Even though I'm with my partner they do this?! I hope I am not about to get drugged and lured into some seedy underworld that I have never seen but assume must be there.
In a world such as ours, thought patterns like Beef's are understandable. Unseen worlds of philanderers flirting through brazen gifts of salted pork, always in the shadows, but always watching. They know when you're ready. It's better to think it through than not think it at all. If you think it through, you can be done with it. Unless it gets really crazy and becomes a pattern.
What's a time you thought someone was trying to communicate with you through breakfast food? Sound off in the comments!