Be honest with me…one of you did this on purpose.You brought me pants a size too small, watched me put them on,and didn’t say a word while they hugged every inch they shouldn’t.
And now?My ass is out, the seams are fighting for their life,and you’re standing there pretending you didn’t plan this.Cute.
You wanted to see what would happen,and now you can’t look away.I can feel your eyes on me —slow, hungry, lingering like you’re savoring every curve that slipped free.
So tell me, babe…
was this a wardrobe accident,or your not-so-subtle way of getting your CEO bent over in front of you?Because either way…you’re getting exactly what you wanted. 😏💋