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Dude: Please come home soon, babe... I already miss your hole :(
Babe: What the... You horny old man!
Dude: Pretty please?
Babe: Dude, I left just hours ago, remember?
Dude: But, babe... My dick is going crazy without you.
Babe: Alright, I’ll come straight home after the conference.
Dude: Good. Because when you get back, I will pour all my stored seeds inside you.
Babe: What the?!
A soft laugh crackled through the speaker. And for the first time that night, the apartment didn’t feel quite as empty anymore.