Hey patrons :)
I hope you’ll enjoy this exhibitionist wav, showcasing just how far I’ll take my nose when anybody could hear me if they were to stumble into the woods…
-narrative takes place after my natural sneeze and addition of chinnkni-
The point of no return hits as my nose accepts the feeling it can no longer deny. I’ve filled it too far with irritants, leaving no room for normal breaths. I sniffle in the bright sunlight. I’m surrounded by wildlife and motion. The bugs swarm around me, the breeze blows, and the sun shines. A nice, relieving sneeze tempts me. Maybe a few. Maybe more. Everything about my environment begs me to sneeze into it.
The desire to completely surrender to it all overcame my mind and fueled the sneezes to come. Arriving at a leisurely pace, my relief came in waves many seconds apart. This was a characteristic I knew to mean “add more.” My right nostril couldn’t have been more full while the left was left untouched. I contemplated doing it aloud. Driven by my lust, I pressed the tube against the empty nostril. I inhaled and felt a thousand tiny granules climb their way to a climax.
Thank god the greenery has grown in over the past few weeks. Anyone who might hear me wouldn’t be able to see me. They’d think - if they heard - that I was in the throes of a terrible allergy attack.
It felt like allergies all right. Something I’ve always dreamed of having. With every glance of my eyes, during the milliseconds when they weren’t squeezed shut, I saw particles and small bugs floating through the air. They silhouetted themselves in the light, looking as tickly as my nose felt.
Each sneeze made way for another. The sun served as a reliable sneeze-coaxer, providing me with just enough photic stimulation to bring yet another sneeze to the surface.
Midway through my fit, you can see me sneeze while reaching into my pocket for a handful of tissues. I truly couldn’t hold any back, it would have been a sin to deny my nose the pleasure it needed. Pressing the tissues against my oh-so itchy nostrils, I resolved to let out every sneeze my nose wanted to release.
My embarrassment and fear of being heard was immediately tossed to the side with each desperate explosion.