Background
SlopGear is entering a new era. After years of letting a “producer” dictate the chaos, ShiftTab, JustinRevs, and Raceless have decided to take the show back into their own hands. No more scripted disasters. No more forced challenges. Just three idiots with too much free time, too many ideas, and absolutely no business running a car show.
But there’s a problem: real challenges need real cars — and the SlopGear budget is, generously, nonexistent.
So the trio did what any responsible motoring journalists would do: They opened a dealership.
Configs:
Slop Gear Slop Bug (Piccolina) - Classic project car energy. It runs and drives, but only just.
Slop Gear Project Pat (Barstow) - Rough project muscle car with a nitrous kit and big potential.
Slop Gear Drift Missile (Bastion) - Purpose-built beater drift setup that’s rowdy but functional.
Slop Gear Half Off (Special) - Discount cruiser with character, compromises, and just enough life left.
Slop Gear Rally Ripper (BX-Series) - Rally-ready setup with race-bred attitude and sharp handling.
Slop Gear Canyon Covet (Covet) - Loud, aggressive canyon hatch that feels like a street-legal race car.
Slop Gear Max Luxo (I-Series) - Budget luxury sedan build: comfy enough, sketchy enough, still fun.
Slop Gear Slab (Grand Marshal) - Big-body sedan with suspension problems, sold as-is.
Slop Gear Drag Van (Lansdale) - Lightweight minivan turned chaos machine with way too much power.
Slop Gear Le Griswold (LeGran) - Vacation-worn wagon with tired suspension but still on the road.
Slop Gear Maxima Energy (Pessima/Midsize) - Peak “looks fast” energy in a rough-and-ready sedan package.
Slop Gear Rusty Ripper (Miramar) - Rusty turbo project pickup with a welded diff and minimal polish.
Slop Gear Prizm (Pessima) - RWD-converted sedan for simple, scrappy rear-wheel-drive fun.
Slop Gear D-10 (D-Series) - No-frills work-truck build: basic, tough, and usable.
Slop Gear Squatty Potty (D-Series) - Ridiculous stance-truck vibe with off-road truck roots.
Slop Gear XJish (Roamer) - Old reliable SUV that gets there eventually, with 4WD confidence.
Slop Gear Slowburst (Sunburst) - Mountain-friendly AWD sedan with questionable history.
Slop Gear Parts Bin (T-Series) - Picked-over semi project held together by leftovers and optimism.
Slop Gear Scrubby (Aurata UTV) - Used and abused UTV that still runs and drives.
Slop Gear Dually Van (H-Series) - Old dually camping rig with faded glory and usable utility.
Slop Gear Overlander (Wendover) - AWD overland-style build with upgrades and roof-rack-ready adventure vibes.
Changes
Adjusted info file values to be based on combined part values