Finally, evil business machinations we can get behind. But whatever helps stifle the hitman ethics and calms the conscience, right?
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His chest has inflated, pushing up against face and hitting steering wheel, groaning: Noooo-ughff.
SFX VO: Hooooooonk!
Offscreen VO: WHAT’S THAT NOISE? LET’S GO CHECK IT OUT!
Woman in trench coat is finishing packing up her gear. Text box: I DON’T WORK CHEAP, BUT I DON’T KILL. HELPS MY CLIENTS SLEEP WELL AT NIGHT.
AND SOME, LIKE TONIGHT’S CLIENT, PAY EXTRA TO ENSURE THE TARGET RECEIVES PLENTY OF ATTENTION.
I MAKE MY LIVING AS A HITMAN, THE ASSASSASSIN.