Scientists with a less than reputable chemical company have developed a new chemical food additive for cereal and it’s going to be worth billions. Unfortunately, the close-minded and profit-averse governments of the Vinlandic Union won’t approve the additive and have actually marked it as unsafe for human consumption! Such minor concerns won’t stop the food companies of Eagelton, so the scientists have to figure out a way to smuggle it over to a country more receptive to progress, and also food industry lobbying and bribes.
Since the additive was designed for cereal consumption, the scientists realize that it’s stable and can be transported in fats, so they can safely store it in milk. Any food leaving the VU would be tested, so it’s up to some employees of the company to smuggle the additive over to the other side. It’s probably not all that safe to put that much chemical into somebody that might get pregnant later on, so using female smugglers is out of the question (unethical food companies have some standards, and it might lead to fewer customers in the future, so that’s bad for business). It’s up to the men of the company to step up.
After some transformative treatments, the first group of business men have been morphed into suitable smugglers by having them pose as wet nurses. With ample amounts of treatments, our crew are producing enough milk to stabilize the additive for transportation. Once on the other side, they will be met by representatives of the buyers and after a few days (a week or two max!) of pumping, the delivery will be finalized.
Will our crew make it to the lands of profits undetected? Will airport security be suspicious of a plane half full of extremely stacked ladies? Has anybody considered what happens if the flight gets delayed and stuck on a layover!?
This one was originally a note I had for a Mercynaries client, but I think Mercy would abandon the job out of spite for pregnancy-related science being used for evil or Willow would allow the flight to get hijacked as punishment for the ridiculousness of this plan.