You voted. I drew it. And now one exceptionally helpful woodland fairy has discovered a very hands-on approach to safe sex.
The winning prompt from our latest Monster Girl Poll was:
A fairy catches a couple getting frisky in the woods and offers herself as the condom.
That raised one immediate artistic question: How the hell do I draw that?
The answer, apparently, involves fairy magic, an enthusiastic volunteer, and a perspective that leaves absolutely no doubt about the services being provided.
One of my favorite things about these polls is that I genuinely don’t know where they’re going to lead. You provide the wonderfully filthy possibilities, patrons cast their votes, and then I have to stare at the winning concept until I figure out how to turn it into an actual illustration. This one was equal parts erotic commission, visual puzzle, and anatomy-based slapstick.
Included in this post...
• Microfic illo• No-text illustration• Three detail views
Thank you to everyone who submitted ideas and voted! Your support gives me an excellent excuse to keep drawing strange, sexy scenes that I never would have concocted on my own.
Enjoy the finished artwork — and remember: when frolicking in an enchanted forest, always practice fairy safe sex. 🧚♀️🍆✨