"Ah man, it's so nice to just get away from the city for a while and actually enjoy ourselves." Kapo grinned, looking relaxed as they started their third day of a nice vacation cruise.
Martin laughed and nodded. "Right, it's not a ship affiliated with Scarlet or Camilla, so there hasn't been even a hint of any shenanigans or anything like that. It's been nice to just have a normal time for on-" He didn't get to finish as there was a sudden shake of the ship and a figure jumping up on deck.
"Yahar! Alright ya landlubbers, fork over all yur valuables and no one gets hurt!" A pirate captain laughed and brandished her blade.
"I... What!? Holy shit, is that an actual pirate!?" Kapo freaked as she and Martin tried to back up slowly.
"Uh, w-we don't have anything of value on us..." Martin quickly explained. "We didn't bring anything important on the trip and all our money is on cards."
"Ai, is that right. Ugh, fine, then you can help me raid this ship!" She grinned, approaching quickly, her blade glowing suddenly.
"Help you!? We're not go-Ah!" Kapo suddenly yelled as she was struck by the glowing blade.
"Babe!" Martin yelled, not having been fast enough to try stopping the blade.
The Captain grinned with a crazed look. "That's right, if you can't pay up, ye work on my ship!"
"Isn't that right, swabby?" She grinned, as the glow around Kapo faded, revealing the pirafied woman.
"Ay Captian! We'll take the whole ship if we have to from these squishy Landlubbers!" Kapo laughed, brandishing a pair of knives, ready to fight and pillage.
"Kapo... is that you...?" Martin asked, worried about her.
"Oi, what are you doin lazin about 'n in front of the captain too! At attention bitch!" Kapo yelled, suddenly turning on Martin, stabbing him with the same energy as she'd been stabbed with just a moment ago.
"No wa-!" Martin didn't get finish as his body was coded with the same energy.
It faded quickly, revealing Martin completely changed, into a beautiful buccaneer toting a red pistol. "Ay Captain, Sharpshooter Mara reporting."
The Captain laughed, "Good to see girls, now get your tits in gear and start taking these walkin treasure chests for all they're worth!"
"And put to work any that can't pay up!" She yelled, raising her blade to the sky.
"Ay Captain!" They both called, running off to join their other raiders.
The cruise ship had gone missing, to this day, the Bitch Buccaneers still sail the seas, raiding what they pleased.
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Really just got the sudden urge to do a Pirate TF, no idea why, but it was fun none the less!
Here be yur Doc Swabbies!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZQx2B5ffJbjNZCuj1c8MlsE5p1Dz4sA940JfRfJp_eE/edit?usp=sharing