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Minions, Penguins, Pirates, and plenty of other readers who will recognise themselves...the time has come.
The time of Glorious Madness is once again upon us!
We must begin by reminding everyone that yes, betrayal is bad for one's health.
No, making plans as ridiculous as those of Perseus Jackson does not work often in reality. Or at all, honestly.
It is a time of great perfidy, monumental treacheries.
It is a time of heroic deeds and villainous triumphs.
It is the Age of An Impractical Guide to Godhood.
Now here comes the lies and the violence.
You have been warned.