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Quick question for the initiated: is it important if the teaser is 12,000 words-long, or should one ask to grab a penguin and a bazooka to make it more explosive?
Oh, well.
KABOOM!
The question is irrelevant. The penguins have arrived.
Tremble, mortals.
This is the first part of the coming update of An Impractical Guide to Godhood, Hell and Death.
Believe it or not, but it becomes far, far worse after that.
Enjoy!