I'm huge

People point and stare at this 400 lb woman.... me.... with the 200 inch bust as I wobble and jiggle down the street. I'm getting bigger. There is nothing I can do about it. I don't know if it's magic, or something I ate or other people who simply look at me and desire me to be bigger.

I'm becoming a bigger and bigger, rolypoly woman. Is that a crime?