L. Ron Hubbard: hello friends it's me Hubbard: your old pal, Honest Ron! Hubbard: and have i got a deal for YOU! King: wow! a deal for me?? Poe: careful steve Poe: we've been burned before on one of honest ron's deals
Hubbard: whoa there friend Hubbard: sure i know i've run some scams in the past Hubbard: but i swear to you, this one is different Hubbard: i've turned over a new leaf, friend Hubbard: i've reformed Hubbard: i mean, they don't call me "honest ron" for nothing Poe: no one calls you honest ron!
King: now now edgar let's give honest ron a chance King: maybe this time is different Poe: don't call him honest ronKing: well i just think he has a point King: they couldn't call him honest ron if he was crooked, right? Poe: they don't call him honest ron!! Poe: he just calls himself that!!!
Hubbard: i know you writers hate standing around all day with your hands submerged in soapy water all while you're slaving over a hot stove King: and how! Hubbard: what if i told you that there was a way to write without submerging your hands in soapy water while slaving away over a hot stove?
King: tell me more Hubbard: it's called AI and this handy dandy doodad does all your writing for you while you sleep Hubbard: and the best part is Hubbard: it's free!* King: what does that asterisk mean Hubbard: nothing, nothing, just ignore that!
Hubbard: i know you've been burned in past, friend Hubbard: the bitcoin, the NFTs, the corn Hubbard: but this time will be different! Hubbard: i swear, folks, i'm a new man!
Hubbard: check out what this handy little gizmo can do for YOU [AI produces a story about sora from kingdom hearts inflating pomni from the amazing digital circus with blueberry juice but it cuts off before anything hot happens and instead they both just learn a valuable lesson about friendship]
King: oh. it's just AI? King: you already tried to sell us on this King: we're not interested Hubbard: but don't you know, steve? ALL the writers are already using it! you'll be left behind! don't be left behind! you'll be a dinosaur! don't be a dinosaur! you'll be left in the dirt! don't be left in
Hubbard: believe you me, steve, every other writer is already using it Hubbard: they're just afraid to say admit it because everyone hates the results so much! King: King: King: King: wait what
Hubbard: that's right, steve, EVERY writer is using it King: really? well, i know a few writers King: let me just ask them Hubbard: NO NO THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT! Hubbard: YOU CAN TRUST ME Hubbard: DON'T FORGET MY NAME! Hubbard: HONEST RON! Hubbard: C'MON!