Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king Barker: look, steve, it's your friend ha ha King: you say that every time clive Barker: yeah it never gets less funny King: yes it does clive
King: honestly i feel like all we ever do these days is talk about elon musk King: instead of horror King: which, technically, is the entire reason de existence for this whole thing Mary Shelley: ooo look at john barth over here King: i'm not being john barthy Shelley: you're being real john barthy
Elon Musk: eyyy stephano king why you no be my friend ey? Musk: you no want to getta inna da special friend zone inna my moon colony? King: no elon i don't want to be in your King: wait a second King: "moon colony?" King: i thought you were going to make a mars colony? Musk: [shrugging] ehhhhhh
Musk: ehhhh da mars, itta too hard to go to da mars Musk: you know itta take like 10 years to builda da fully functional autonomous mars colony? Musk: but we canna go to da moon today? King: King: i don't think that's true Musk: mama mia maybe you a pedophile stephano king
Musk: anyway da moon issa just assa good assa mars Musk: it basically da same thing Musk: tomato, tomahto Musk: onna celestial object issa as good assa nother King: i don't know about that King: maybe we should ask, like, a scientist or something?
King: hey does anyone here know anything about space Lovecraft: i'm actually an amateur astronomer Barker: haha sure you are howard Barker: just like you're an amateur journalist haha Lovecraft: i Lovecraft: i am! Barker: lmao get a load of jack of all trades here haha
King: ok howard since you know about space King: is the moon, like, the same as mars? Lovecraft: what King: i mean, not literally King: i meant in terms of quality Lovecraft: what King: like how cool it is
Lovecraft: oh no mars is way cooler Lovecraft: there's no competition King: well! there you have it
Musk: mama mia you no lika da moon?!? Musk: what about when it hitta yo eye lika big pizza pie?? Barker: gotta tell you elon Barker: the moon is Barker: kinda cringe Musk: WHATTSAMATTAFOYOU Musk: I BREAKA YOU FACE
King: what's this sudden pivot to the moon all about anyway? [earlier at space coven] Robert Heinlein: did you know there's a secret nazi base on the moon Musk: mama mia! Musk: looking into this