Laura Cranehill: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the wife shaped bodies Edward Lee: yeaaaah boi Lee: that's what I'm talkin' about!! Lee: lemme just put on my 'wife shaped body inspector' shirt
Cranehill: so what if there was a terrible apocolypse Cranehill: not saying what kind Cranehill: but the important thing to keep in mind is all the women died Lee: bro! Lee: bro no way Lee: bro that's terrible! Lee: women are my favorite guy!
Lee: bro i couldn't live in a world without babes Patricia Highsmith: yeah a world without dames, that's like a world without sunshine Lee: to think Lee: never again to see a booby Highsmith: Highsmith: yeah, exactly that Mary SanGiovanni: that would be the worst thing
Bram Stoker: i don't know what you guys are all upset about Stoker: it doesn't sound so bad to me Lee: bro! Lee: bro you take that back bro! Stoker: i'm just saying, it would be easier to get stuff done Lee: you take that back!!! Lee: all women are queens, bro!!!
Cranehill: but what if Cranehill: in this dude world Cranehill: this world of dudes Cranehill: some super smart scientists came up with a solution Lee: oh thank god bro Cranehill: what if they made new women Lee: new women, bro? Cranehill: out of mushrooms Lee: Lee: bro
Lee: bro i don't know bro Cranehill: they're exactly the same Cranehill: they talk, they think, they're just like people Cranehill: exactly like people Cranehill: mostly like people Cranehill: i mean maybe there's some little differences Cranehill: barely worth mentioning really
Cranehill: i mean, they do kinda like grow mushrooms Cranehill: on their bodies Cranehill: that they have to shave constantly Cranehill: but that's the pain of being a woman, am i right girls? Tabitha King: ha ha too true Sonia Greene: lol hashtag relatable!
Cranehill: also Cranehill: technically these mushroom wives ARE poisonous to menMary Shelley: they're just like me Cranehill: no i mean that they could kill men Shelley: yeah Shelley: i said what i said
Mary Shelley: of course i wouldn't use poison to kill a man Shelley: that's baby shit for babies Cranehill: what would you do? Shelley: not sayin' Cranehill: Cranehill: ok then Lee: bro i bet she'd use a boat Shelley: oh yeah a boat, that would do it