Lionel Shriver: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the couple who needs to talk about kevin Shriver: it's about a couple who doesn't talk about kevin Barker: how's that work out for them? Shriver: badly
Shriver: there's this psycho kid Shriver: and you know how that is Shriver: You start a conversation, you can't even finish it Shriver: You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything Shriver: When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed Shriver: Say something once, why say it again?
Shriver: you know they made this story into a movie Shriver: starring ezra miller as the psycho Shriver: and they were really good at playing that role Shriver: probably because they're nonbinary so they're naturally evil Shriver: oh yeah i forgot to mention i'm also transphobic
Shriver: yeah you know i could be arrested in the uk for that Poe: i don't think that's true Shriver: no no it's totally true Shriver: the wokes control the everything there Shriver: they made christmas illegal Shriver: it's government capture by hoodie scum
Shriver: i tell you, learning your son is a psychopath would be pretty scary Shriver: but not as scary as a society that hold the powerful to account Shriver: i don't like that at all! Shriver: why, it's like political correctness gone mad! Shriver: save us, ron desantis
Shriver: there's only one man who has the moxie to get us out of this situation and put the wokes back in their place Shriver: and that man is ron desantis Poe: Koontz: King: Barker: Lovecraft: tell me more
Shriver: what can i say about that dreamboat ron desantis? Shriver: well, first of all he's tall
Shriver: i really love what he's done with florida Shriver: you know, the gay bans and everything Poe: what, like the book bans? Shriver: yeah well Shriver: they're not my books Shriver: so that seems pretty ok to me Shriver: i'm a cultural commentator
Barker: ya know i did a whole bit about ron desantis Barker: in the Nightbreed episode of our podcast Barker: available for free wherever fine podcasts are heard on the internet Shriver: oh wow! did you capture his dashing, debonair Je ne sais quoi? Barker: ha ha Barker: ha ha ha Barker: yes