Gooseworx: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the final act Gooseworx: it's online now Gooseworx: so none of you cheapskates who didn't go see it in the theater can whine about spoilers Gooseworx: but, you know, spoilers
Gooseworx: as you know, this is about 6 people trapped in a computer simulation Harlan Ellison: I BETTER BE GETTING FUCKING ROYALTIES ON THIS Gooseworx: actually, if you think about it, this is really more of an alan moore's swamp thing homage than an i have no mouth homage Ellison: WHAT
Ellison: MOTHERFUCKER Ellison: THEN ALAN MOORE BETTER BE FUCKIN PAYING ME Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] WHO SUMMONS THE GREAT MAGUS King: the magus! Barker: the magus! Lovecraft: it's the magus! Poe: the magus! Koontz: wow! the magus!
Ellison: YOU RIPPED ME OFF, MOORE Ellison: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT Moore: perhaps Moore: or perhaps Moore: [producing tea cup from thin air] you would prefer this enchanted chalice of which you receive 12 cents for every sale Ellison: Ellison: GIVE ME THAT TEA CUP
Gooseworx: ok so the important thing to remember is that jax is fucking dead Gooseworx: dead as a doornail Gooseworx: never ever ever coming back Gooseworx: it's over Gooseworx: the work is done Gooseworx: all of you, go home Koontz: but is there going to be a second season? Gooseworx:
Gooseworx: Now we all know that sometimes when cartoon characters die, they're back again the very next week Gooseworx: That's why I'm presenting this sworn affidavit that jax will never, ever, ever return! Glitch: This document conforms to all applicable laws and statutes
Gooseworx: ok so you all understand now? Koontz: ok i guess Koontz: but i just have one question Gooseworx: Koontz: are you SURE there isn't going to be a second season?
Koontz: cuz see some people on the internet were saying that maybe some of the easter eggs in the show secretly meant that there was gonna be a second season Gooseworx: oh WOW people on the internet were saying things? wild Barker: haha Poe: clive, stop it Poe: she's been through a lot
Gooseworx: jax is done, she's gone Gooseworx: we're done here Gooseworx: turn off your computers and go to sleep Franz Kafka: wait why are you calling jax "she" Barker: AH HAHAHAHAHAH Poe: clive, stop it
Kafka: i don't understand, why are you all saying that jax is trans fem Kafka: i don't think there's anything about jax that would suggest that reading at all Kafka: everything about jax seems very normal and cis to me Gooseworx: Gooseworx: Poe: franz is just like this Poe: there's a lot going on
Kafka: surely there must be a normal and cis explanation for this particular syndrome of behaviors Barker: hey how are you liking that blahaj we got you Kafka: actually i really like her a lot for some reason! Barker: uh huh Kafka: this shark really speaks to me! Barker: uh huh Poe: clive