Thomas Olde Heuvelt: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the hex Heuvelt: it's about a ghost witch haunting the dutch village of hoogenmoogenglooogenboogenwoogenloogenjoogenhooberboober van der gagoogen blu Heuvelt: or, in the english translation, black spring
Heuvelt: of course the ending is different too Poe: how so? Heuvelt: in the english version, king kong wins at the end, but in the original dutch godzilla wins Hailey Piper: godzilla was robbed
Heuvelt: rebecca hoogenbloog was shopping at the local grocery store with jane hoogenjoob and there was bill googenloob too King: wait wait who are these people King: i need context Heuvelt: no way baby Heuvelt: you'll figure it out, just try to keep up
Heuvelt: i rewrote the story a bit for the american release Heuvelt: so there are some differences from the dutch version Fitz James O'Brien: hey is it true that weed is legal in holland O'Brien: like, you can just buy it in stores there? Heuvelt:
Heuvelt: so this town is run by a real oppressive city council of old fogies who impose all these oppressive rules Heuvelt: it's like that town in footloose where you're not allowed to dance Heuvelt: and, baby, we just want to DANCE!!
Grady Hendrix [doing sick flip on skateboard]: rules?!? no way, man! Hendrix: that's totally bogus! King: whoa there son! settle down! King: don't you be bringing that glib, nuts-to-authority attitude around here! Koontz: but steve! he's so cool! King: see? you've already got dean thinking it
Heuvelt: the youth of this town are tired of bristling under the authority of these old fuddy duddies Heuvelt: so they decide to fight back by making the ghost go viral #ghostwitch#witchghost#hauntedvillagewhereyougetsuicidalifyouleave
Adam Cesare: hey fam it's your boi welcome back to my channel Cesare: in today's episode of No! Adults! Allowed! we're gonna make this ghost go viral Cesare: with a little help from my cool zoomer cohorgies Cesare: that's zoomer speak for friends Cesare: you old people wouldn't get it
Cesare: so lay it on me, cool zoomer cohorgies Cesare: how would YOU make this ghost go viral? Grady Hendrix: check it out fellow cohorgie, i put the ghost in a skibiddi toilet Cesare: topical, still very relevant for the youth as far as we know
Cesare: how about the rest of you radical zoomers? Cesare: are you hip and with-it enough to make this ghost go viral King: wait wait i know! Cesare: [air horn sounds] whoa who let this OLD MAN in here? Cesare: get outta here old man, no one wants to hear your dinosaur ideas about old meme!
King: now just a minute here King: i admit, i might be old King: but that doesn't mean i don't have some wisdom to impart King: it just means i've experienced more memes than you kids Joe Hill: my dad is right Hill: i bet he knows some crazy vintage memes
Cesare: ok lay it on us, old dude King: ok so King: imagine uh King: imagine there's a bunch of badgers King: but also there's a snake Cesare: you're losing us, dude King: no no i'm not telling it right give me a second King: ok never mind imagine there's a base and it belongs entirely to us
King: ok we've all talked it over and discussed a foolproof way for this ghost to go viral King: what if the ghost posted a pic with a really big ass Heuvelt: Heuvelt: what the hell are you all talking about