Slimyswampghost: finally! after all these years!SSG: it's happening!SSG: it's the sirenhead movie!Koontz: oo! i love sirenhead!Koontz: does he dance in this movie?SSG:SSG: noKoontz: aw but i like when sirenhead dances

Koontz: he always dances in the funny videos on the internetSSG: he doesn't danceKing: aw c'mon trevor you're going to disappoint deanKing: dean really likes when sirenhead dances

Barker: besides trevorBarker: i mean, who are you to say that sirenhead doesn't dance?SSG: i invented sirenhead!

Barker: haha very funnyBarker: we all know that sirenhead is a naturally occurring public resourceSSG: iSSG: since this is you, i can't tell if you're doing a bitBarker: ha ha

King: sirenhead is a part of our culture, our loreKing: if you think about it, sirenhead belongs to everyoneSSG: no he doesn't!SSG: he belongs to me!Barker: get a load of this guy lolBarker: next he'll start saying he invented long horse or cartoon catSSG: i did!Barker: sure ya did trevor, sure ya didBarker: cuckoo! cuckoo!

SSG: I'm putting my foot down!SSG: sirenhead is not gonna dabSSG: he's not gonna harlem shuffleSSG: he's not gonna say "sluggo is lit"SSG: and he's definitely NOT gonna dance!King: oh but dean loves the dances!

Koontz: i like it when sirenhead dancesKoontz: i like to recreate the dances using my unlicensed knock-off sirenhead doll from chinaSSG:

Koontz: he's so funny!|SSG: sirenhead is NOT gonna be funny!Barker: alright we get itBarker: he's not funnyBarker: so who's directing the movieSSG: Zach CreggerBarker: