Stephen King: boy howdy King: this whole graham platner thing King: the sexual assault allegations are pretty troubling King: nevertheless
Poe: steve you don't have to finish that thought Barker: no no let him talk Barker: you're definitely gonna want to keep talking steve Barker: you know what they say about that hole Poe: Poe: what do they say about that hole Barker: you gotta keep digging it Poe: oh! Poe: right
Barker: just keep talking King: ok i will! King: thanks for the support clive! Barker: you know i always have your back pal Poe: clive stop instigating things Poe: it's not funny this time
King: look i'm just saying King: there's a rapist in the white house King: but suddenly being a rapist is disqualifying? King: i mean, they get a rapist, we should get to have a rapist too King: oh that came out wrong King: i sure hope nobody notices on the internet
King: but there's no other way to get rid of susan collins King: i hate susan collins! Susan Collins: ha ha guess you're stuck with me forever! ha ha! King: ooo! i hate you SO MUCH! Collins: hey don't worry Collins: since you like platner so much Collins: maybe i'll nominate him to the supreme court
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers King: we're talking about maine politics Shelley: [stabs King] no you ain't King: oooow! Mary!! Shelley: sorry steve, i know it hurts but you have to understand Shelley: i really wanted to do it Shelley: fuckin maine!