Whitley Strieber: welcome to the dreamland podcast Strieber: the only podcast that casts the pod that the man doesn't want you to know Strieber: the truth is out there Strieber: or is that just what THEY want you to think? Strieber: trust no one Strieber: or is that just who THEY want you to trust?
Strieber: on today's episode, we've got the author of the new book communion Strieber: and i'm not talking about me Strieber: i'm pleased to announce that the vice president of the united states has also met aliens Strieber: wait i'm being handed a note right now
Poe: whitley i think you should know Poe: JD Vance's communion book isn't about aliens Strieber: of course not Strieber: we prefer to call them "star people" Poe: right sure Strieber: it's less othering Poe: well it's not about them either
Poe: it's actually about his conversion to catholicism Strieber: what? no aliens? Strieber: how am i supposed to podcast about that? Strieber: no one wants to hear about a dude being catholic! Barker: i don't know, anne is p into catholicism this week lol Anne Rice: it's the one true faith for now!
Strieber: well i guess welcome jd vance to the show or whatever Strieber: to tell his boring take on communion Strieber: which i guess isn't even about communing with aliens Strieber: i mean i don't even get the connection between that title and catholicism Strieber: wait i'm being handed a note
Poe: it's about the wafers Strieber: the what Poe: communion wafers Poe: you know when you eat the body of christ in a wafer Strieber: what Kim Newman: like the tom lehrer song Strieber: what
JD Vance: jd vance so grateful that master allows jd vance to go on dreamland podcast to promote jd vance's communion book Vance: master is so good to jd vance Vance: master allows jd vance to sleep on master's floor and eat master's garbage Vance: as vance deserves Vance: master is so good!
[earlier] Vance: master master jd vance will convert to catholicism to please master Vance: does jd vance's new faith please master? Trump: you blundering fool! the chicago pope saw right through it! Trump: this conversion has failed to secure papist loyalty, you bumbling nincompoop!
Vance: oh no! vance has displeased master! Vance: so sorry master please forgive vance! master must punish jd vance for his failure! Vance: jd vance is dirt! jd vance is garbage! jd vance is not worthy of master's love Trump: i really don't know who this guy is, he just came with the office
Strieber: ok let's go to the lines Strieber: caller, you're on the air with whitley strieber, author of the good communion book, and we're talking to jdvance, author of the other communion book William Peter Blatty: yeah i have a question about catholicism
Blatty: do the ecumenical reforms of the council of hagendevous (1235) supercede the traditional liturgy of the diet of antenjep (1123)? and, if so, what does that mean for the trilateral condition of the reformed soul, as stated by his holiness the desert father norvegicus augustine in 86 AD
Blatty: and how does that affect the reconstitued convergence of the mother church post council of clonderickis? Vance: jd vance thinks master is highest authority in catholicism Vance: whatever master says, is answer Vance: master is good! Vance: master says jd vance will get to be american pope
Vance: the master will reward jd vance for his loyal service Vance: after master is trapped at tower of Orthanc, orc hordes will definitely rally behind jd vance!
Vance: jd vance's long history of groveling for master's favor will definitely earn respectof orc hordes, which jd vance will totally be able to control!