"All this time...living the goth lifestyle, getting deep into those occult books with my friends, the crystals, the incense...apparently it was all just playacting.
I insulted the popular blonde preppy girl one too many times...all she did was wave her hand, and I started feeling sick, my body twisting and distorting...and before I knew it, I was a fat cow. I guess I have to admit, I must not know the first thing about real witchcraft...w-what she did...that was real power.
I don't know how I'm supposed to deal with this...I'm not apologizing or begging for my body back, are you kidding, from a poser like her?"