"It wasn't a second ago, but it is now...
I can't believe it actually worked, the spell that old lady at the stall sold me. I told her the whole story, everything I was worried about...how the two of you were scheming against me, always whispering, always pretending like you weren't as soon as you noticed me. She understood. She got me completely. I didn't even tell her what I wanted, she just knew this would be the ideal outcome, and she was right! You two were always a couple of rats...now the whole world will see you for what you are.
You probably shouldn't stay here...this place is pretty inhospitable to your kind, lots of traps and poison around. Dangerous to try to gnaw into the crackers and cereal boxes..."