Hi, I'm Clara Morris, you may remember me from such sports videos as Remember the Titans III: Spring Break, and Cooler Runnings: this Bobsled's Got Wheels!
But I'm here today to bring you a different video, this one focusing on the beef between Zinedine Zidane and Marco Materazzi, which began in the ‘06 World Cup final-- in other words I'm focusing on The Headbutt Heard Round the World.
It actually produced a very similar sound to beef hitting the frying pan. Thud and sizzle (the chef threw the beef onto the pan very roughly, he's busy, it's the dinner rush)
What I found quite compelling about this beef is Zidane, the headbutter's ability to spin this story so hard that people ended up thinking Materazzi was the jerk? What a magic trick. Shouldn't the guy who got hit be the victim?
Not if he deserved it, apparently.
Love,
Clara
P.S. would you like to hear some of my rejected fake sports video titles? If so, keep reading. If you find that too self-indulgent of me, pretend I was never here.
Bouncing Across America: I threw a ball into a US Mail Truck (too long)
Seabiscuit visits the glue factory! ( too dark?)
Time Trial by Jury (just word association, not a joke)
Gladys the Groovy Mule (plagiarism, not about sports)