it's a bit hot
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i wasn't going to upload this bc like, idk -- as i said if something isn't... covered in glitter, sparkles and framed i might just not post it, forever assuming i have more to do on it, and

no, no this is done and it was done when i finished it; enjoy a fat hog on this fucking awful heat wave. stay hydrated.

please do not assume people are burning alive because they want to or are otherwise in some way dumber than you, thanks, this happens every time and i don't get it beyond 'there's a new idiot with a router every five minutes'

also, side note, maybe to thank you for peeping hedge chest --

comms are going smooth at the moment and i will, ideally, have another 5 slots open before the end of July??wow. in the event that pipe dream turns out true, check out my prices and other information here. prices will be the same for the next opening, idk about the one after that. save your questions either for a DM or an email as this post is predominantly about hefthog. [don't try to get a jump on the slots or i will get pissed off; wait for the new form like everyone else.]

[note; my phone exploded and migrating my settings is taking a bit w/o a backup; don't buy a google phone. ever. mine bricked itself for no actual reason three months back. this is not a joke or an embellishment. i lost everything in an afternoon because of a bad update.] ! if you send an email and it gets shadow-realmed and you never hear back, please DM me here. im so sorry but patching this has been a three month nightmare]

description; RL [Sonic; he/him] is fat and waving hello half-heartedly while standing on the beach. he's wearing an ill-fitting bikini top and no bottom, looking overheated and exhausted.

-MXRL

crookedcryptid PATREON 44 favs
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POSTEDJul 1, 2026
ARCHIVEDJul 1, 2026