Hi everyone! Valentine's Day is around the corner, and let's be honest: you can't paint chocolates, and flowers don't have line of sight.
This year, we’re skipping the clichés and bringing you the "Happy Married" mini. It basically captures that tender moment when she explains to her knight exactly who’s in charge. Turns out a rolling pin is way more effective than a two-handed sword.
How to get it for free:
Hit the €50 mark: If your cart reaches €50, the mini is added automatically to your order.
Your discount is sacred: Use your standard Patreon code. As long as the total after the discount is still €50 or more, the gift is yours.
It’s the perfect NPC for your RPG campaigns or that scenario objective your players will never forget (especially if the Bard tries to get too clever).
You have until March 15th, 2026, to grab it. If you don't need a big order right now, it’s also available for direct purchase in the shop with your usual discount.
Watch your back if you see a rolling pin nearby!