Rosie the Wrecker!
They said it couldn't be done, at least not by a rookie, a princess wannabe.
When a girl has tits as big as Volkswagens, they said, it takes years of experience just to learn how to walk in high-heels, much less how to compete at the olympics of big-bust beauty contests, the International Miss Huge Tits and Ass Pageant. Tack on more years to learn the ropes of the business - the custom-made brassieres, the striptease and tassel-twirling lessons, the milk-pumps - and an ambitious beauty might have a long-shot at tenth runner-up in a local wet-Tee-shirt contest.
But winning all the marbles on the first try? It simply can't be done.
Well, try telling that to Rosamunde, the newly-crowned Queen of Huge Tits and Ass.
With her fiery-red hair and enormous, torpedo-sized whoppers, Rosie came out of nowhere to dazzle the judges and bewitch the crowd last night, leaving her dazed, huge-titted competitors to wonder what hit them. Maybe they'll figure it out. Someday.
Meanwhile, the world of big-bust entertainment has welcomed a new star into its firmament. Hail to the new queen! Queen Rosamunde!