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Lamentations of the Turnip Farmer
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A simple turnip farmer is plucked from serfdom when a roving band of Orc women take him as their captive – a terrible dishonor in their warlike culture. Intent on humiliating their new slave, he is put to work in domestic service to his new Orcish masters, cooking for them, cleaning their home, and even bathing them. Oblivious to any cultural difference, will the Orcs ever realize that he is only pretending to lament his new situation?

My next story starts today! You can read the first 2000 words at the page below:https://snekguy.com/stories/fantasy/lamentations-of-the-turnip-farmer/

Artwork courtesy of Joseph C. Virtuoso:https://x.com/JosephVirtuoso

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POSTEDJan 31, 2026
ARCHIVEDJan 31, 2026