Oh, my lovely patrons whom I adore so fervently. I've got some treasured Jazz Emu memorabilia that needs a good home and I thought this would be a fun thing to do exclusively for my treasured patrons.
If you share any of my videos (this can be literally anywhere: Reddit. Your employment whatsapp. A carrier pigeon to a lost love fighting in a distant war), YOU will be entered into a competition to WIN the playable spoons given to me by Jazz-Funk maverick and blessèd mentor to me in my early years, Crimpsy Dimpson. The spoons are signed not just by me but also by the great man Crimpsy himself. And that's not all. Included in this mail package will be the set-list (pictured above) from my latest album. Sadly the B-side remains unreleased, but when I can eventually afford to get this album printed on vinyl, I make a solemn promise to actually include it.
Just send me a message letting me know you've shared it somewhere so I can put your name in the hat ;)Meanwhile the saga of the ice-intolerant camera continues. I have resorted to dressing my camera in a beautiful and elegant hat (and in desperate moments surrounding it in a large jacket) to keep it from dying in the cold. In a turn of inexplicable science this seems to do the job of extending the potential record duration from 25-30 all the way up to 48 seconds, giving me time to press record, leg it into position, drop some fresh moves with a minuscule derrière and make it back to press stop.Only one encounter with a stranger in recent weeks. A cyclist who seemed - at best - uncomfortable to find a well-dressed alien gyrating alone in the wild. Unfortunately by the expression on the cyclists face, the alien reassuring him he was 'just making a video' had done little to alleviate the situation.
You make have noticed my most recent video took a turn towards something a little different. Did you enjoy this new flavour? I certainly enjoyed making it and am cooking up some similar objets d'art. Let me know below!
All my love. JE xx