Thank you to all of you who shared the good news of the Emu far and wide, across countless social mediums. It was genuinely heart-warming reading all of your warm - and occasionally verbose - messages of recommendation.
I have collated all the submissions and pulled them from the proverbial and literal hat (naturally, my 1973 Forsthut Tan Fedora). The winner, I'm thrilled to announce, was Erik Wilson! Erik will receive the highly-coveted spoons played by my mentor Crimpsy Dimpson himself, as well as the Set List from my album. I think we can all agree, this is a prize that could earn several million at auction within a few months. Erik, you're a lucky man. Congrats rain upon you!
Also, for all the rest of of you - a little sneak peek of a new song I've been working on last week: Potato. Video to follow this week, if I can get my goshdarn miniature caboose in gear. Currently thinking of adding a gut-crunching solo on the end - which instrument do you reckon?
As always, JE Loves U xxx