Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this the tale of Elon Musk [rising from bushes] eyyyy stephano king Musk: itsa me, elon musk! Musk: ima just here to say dat ima NOT mad abouta da boys series finale Musk: donta put it inna da newspaper that ima mad!
Musk: da enda ova da boys issa fake anna gay Barker: fake and gay huh Musk: si Barker: damn get a load of this guy Barker: the most popular poster on ebaumsworld circa 2005 Musk: mama mia!! whattsa matta you??? i break you face! Musk: ima STILL the most popular poster on ebaumsworld!!
Barker: sure you are pal Barker: everyone thinks you're real cool and good Musk: i ama real cool and good! Barker: yeah sure pal exactly Barker: that's exactly what i said Barker: hey how about you post a picture of that owl who doesn't believe things? Barker: that's also super hip and timely Musk:
Musk: mama mia! da enda da boys, i no lika it!! Barker: oh no? was it cuz of the bit with the disrupter? King: what's the disrupter? Barker: oh it's this rich tech bro character who's so annoying that they shoot him into space King: haha! oh that's elon all over! Musk: NO ITSA NOT!!
Musk: itsa not me atta all! I'm NOT mad about that! Musk: in fact i'ma laughing! Barker: sure pal Musk: i posta da laugh cry emoji to show how unbother i am Barker: ahahahaha Barker: ha ha ha yeah i'm convinced ha ha Poe: clive Barker: wait i'm not done Barker: ha ha ha Barker: ok now i'm done
King: garth what did you think of the end of the boys? Garth Ennis: [ripping himself out of straitjacket, tearing 'censored' tape from mouth] oo watch out! i'm a mad man! step back! this ain't your daddy's comic! I'm a wild man! I'm out of control! I don't care whose toes I step on! I'm an animal!
Ennis: i'm crazy! i'm discombobulated! i got ants in my pants! Stand back! I'm Irish! [edgy gibberish] King: yeah but what do you think of the adaptation of your comic? Ennis: i don't like that they got rid of the mothers milk titty drinking subplot Edward Lee: yeah man! what the fuck