The Worst Worm Chapter
Act 1: Dirty Alley
MC: 'Oh no! I'm in The Worm universe!'MC: 'What's next?'Sudden Contessa: "Don't fear friend! You don't have Blank, therefore, by telepathic and temporal tinkertech I received all necessary information for victory over Scion and stabilization of shards network.And already used it.Yes, we already won! Without a single victim! All thanks to you!For such a great gift to me and to humanity, you will receive everything you want. Including me, my eternal Love."MC and Contessa: kiss.
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The Worst Chaos Gacha Chapter
Act 1: Dirty Alley
MC: 'Oh no! I'm in The Worm universe!'[Chaos Gacha Initiated!][Do you want to roll curses?]MC: "No."[You was granted 3 Gold Tickets]MC: "Roll."[Rolling Gold Gacha Ticket][World message]|Epic Ability|Once a day allows you to create message which will propagate in the sky (over planet and in regional languages) until it will be seen by 10% of planet's population.MC: "Create message: "Silver bullet: use of his depression; destruction of his hope for her revival via Oliver; cloning of Lily and piercing of hole into his main dimension. Endbringers was created by subconscious Need of Worthy Opponents; necessary therapy and pussies. Jack Slash's main power - influencing parahumans in his favor; this is influencing patch. B.B. Coil - Thomas Calvert, he wants to become PRT director. Price for help - liberation of Theresa; psychotherapy for B.B. parahumans who need it. Answer to parahuman's crime - gamification and unconditional income. If everything goes well, Endbringers will disappear in a few months."Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Mythical Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Mythical Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Legendary Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Legendary Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Legendary Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Legendary Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Diamond Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Platinum Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Platinum Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Platinum Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Platinum Ticket.Feat Achieved! Reward: +1 Platinum Ticket.
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Omake: The Worst Celestial Bordello Chapter
Act 1: Dirty Alley
MC: 'Oh no! I'm in The Worm universe!'YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO BECOME THE HOST TO THE CELESTIAL BORDELLO YOU HAVE: 300 CP! Rolling...Ideal mate (Generic: Hentai Fantasy) (Fertility & Family) (300 CP): All beings regardless of sex and race can, if they desire, find in you the qualities of an ideal mate.MC: 'Um— what? But— doesn't that mean—'MC: "no— no-no-NO!"Nearby Scion: smiles.
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Omake: The Worst GAMER Chapter
Act 1: Dirty Alley
MC: 'Oh no! I'm in The Worm universe!'[GAMER SYSTEM ACTIVATED!]MC: 'COOL! It will make me stronger!'[+1 Intellect]MC: 'There should be Sta— no-no, metagaming! The earlier, more unusual and difficult achievements - the better rewards!'MC: tears off a button and begins to toss-up it.MC: 'Up; Down; Up; Up; Down; Up; Down; Down; Down; Up; Up.'[+1 Luck][+1 Luck][Learned skill: Meditation][+1 Luck][+1 Luck][Learned skill: Hunger Resistance][+1 Luck][Perk gained: Fortunate][+1 Luck][Learned skill: Cold Resistance][+1 Luck][+1 Luck][+1 Luck][Learned skill: Gambling][+1 Luck][Great Achievement! +5 Luck][Perk gained: Lucky Luke][+1 Luck]SUDDEN thug: "Gives me your money, fucker!"Thug: slips, hits his head on the asphalt, loses consciousness.[Elite class gained: Luck Sage][Skill gained: Flow-jitsu][Perk gained: Karma][+3 Luck]Armsmaster: "You are Hero or Vill—"Armsmaster's armor: "Error! Error!"[+5 Luck]Velocity: tries to throw a grenade which explodes in his hands.[+3 Luck]Skidmark: "Take this fuc—"Meteorite: BOOM![+4 Luck]Kaiser: "I gre—"[+5 Luck]Lung: "Beho—"[+5 Luck]Alexandria: "Cease Resis—"[+5 Luck][+5 Luck][+5 Luck][+5 Luck][Great Achievement! +10 Luck][Great Achievement! +10 Luck][Great Achievement! +25 Luck]
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Omake: The Worst Waifu Catalog Chapter
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♦Topic: Stamp. But I essentially lost my power.In: Boards ► Places ► America ► Brockton Bay ► Cape introductions
►Stamp (Original Poster)Posted on January 5, 2011:Hi. I'm a new B.B. parahuman. Sorta. My power gave me a stamp that heals and enhances physical characteristics. But I was robbed, and it was in my wallet. Now I don't know what to do next. Any ideas?