Who wants a really dumb one?
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This is a little joke sub I whipped up, inspired by some major corporation that just can't help but put short-range teleports on every single subclass it publishes. Mystic Steps makes you a Constitution caster, for the single spell that you know. Misty Rage lets you misty step basically as much as you want while you Rage, and deal a little bonus damage (force, obviously) after you do so. Emergency Teleport lets you misty step out of danger when you would fall to 0, and with good enough luck, you can do so multiple times. Misty Camaraderie lets an ally misty step for you. Warrior of the Mist increases Misty Rage's bonus damage and gives you a recharge on your misty steps anytime you drop a foe.
Is it dumb? Yes. Is it surprisingly functional? Also yes.
As always, you're invited to come discuss and offer feedback in the comments or on Discord!
Art: Disowned Ancestor, by Zack Stella © Wizards of the Coast LLC